A man I totally have a crush on...

Marcus Ranum....

I went to a presentation of his at a conference in Baltimore. He gave this talk.
Update: he maybe totally paranoid given his response to an email I sent stating

Your address AND directions to your house are a stalker's dream. Luckily, I'm not one.

His response, which I deleted before I thought of the interest factor, was to point out that he is:

heavily armed;

skilled with a sword;

has two big ass dogs; and

night vision goggles

I think the crush might be passing - after all I have to think of my cats. Of course referencing stalking and directions in the same post might be a bit worrying to most people