My name is Henri

And Henri - the sequel -

I'm watching a fictional depiction of Flight 93

I know I have a lot of unresolved anger. I hope I would do major damage to anyone causing this situation.

Size does matter

A co-worker offered me a winestopper that was given as a gift to her. Her otherwise cool husband is not so modern when it comes to other men giving her gifts, let alone ones that look like this:

Nothing going on, she just used to work with a very non-pc (and fun) crowd. Anyway, I of course showed it to a number of also non-pc women who, I think, found it just as funny as I did.

I bring it home and try to insert it into the wine bottle open at the time and IT DID NOT FIT. It was TOO THICK. I found this very funny so I emailed said women (including the gifter).

As of now the only one who responded said "Use as decoration maybe that is what it is intended for". Now I don't know if she was being literal or not (which has it's own comic implications).

I can't decide which is funnier - that it was too thick for the opening or that it is a decoration.

Update - More from the same person - "I think it is wine decoration and it's totally hysterically cute! Put it in the middle of a cheese plate at least it will make good conversation". I laughed so hard, I felt I was going to cough up a lung.

Further update - it is too small for the latest wine bottle.

My sister's birthday IS coming up

My ICON shoe addition is out of control - Updated

Pictures to follow once I receive my latest acquisition - Andy Warhol campbell soup can shows I may beyond saving Here is a pic of just the shoes

Let's cool me out with cat pics

Pissed off Boris post

I have a new obsession

I recently discovered ICON shoes courtesy of a friend at work. I now own a pair of

Girl with Pearl Earring Shoes

A Renoir inspired Wallet and

Gustav Klimpt sneakers

This shit really pisses me off

Rush Limbaugh compared the woman attending Georgetown that testified before Congress on contraception a "prostitute" because "we pay her to have sex". I wonder how many of his Medicare receiving audience is getting Viagra through Medicare. By that logic, they are "male prostitutes" and we are paying them to have sex. Of course, his listeners won't buy that argument because it will actually involve logic and critical thinking.